Humor: Already Found

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Driving with his uncle Tim one evening before Christmas, my six-year-old grandson Raymond noticed Venus brightly shining in the southern sky. Tim asked if it might be the star that led the wise men to Bethlehem. “Maybe,” Raymond answered, “but we don’t have to go and search for Jesus. They found him already!”

—Levi Dueck, Morris, Manitoba. Christian Reader, “Kids of the Kingdom.”

See: Matthew 6:33; Mark 10:15; Luke 9:48.

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